![]() ![]() Then we shall see at a glance whom we are to condemn, and whom we are to approve. Let your most faulty characters always be on the wrong side, and your virtuous ones on the right. Let all people who hold unexceptionable opinions act unexceptionably. The world is not just what we like do touch it up with a tasteful pencil, and make believe it is not quite such a mixed, entangled affair. It is so very rarely that facts hit that nice medium required by our own enlightened opinions and refined taste! Perhaps you will say, "Do improve the facts a little, then make them more accordant with those correct views which it is our privilege to possess. Ten to one, you would have thought him a tasteless, indiscreet, methodistical man. ![]() Sixty years ago-it is a long time, so no wonder things have changed-all clergymen were not zealous indeed, there is reason to believe that the number of zealous clergymen was small, and it is probable that if one among the small minority had owned the livings of Broxton and Hayslope in the year 1799, you would have liked him no better than you like Mr Irwine. The mirror is doubtless defective the outlines will sometimes be disturbed, the reflection faint or confused but I feel as much bound to tell you, as precisely as I can, what that reflection is, as if I were in the witness-box narrating my experience on oath. But you must have perceived long ago that I have no such lofty vocation, and that I aspire to give no more than a faithful account of men and things as they have mirrored themselves in my mind. Then, of course, my characters would be entirely of my own choosing, and I could select the most unexceptionable type of clergyman, and put my own admirable opinions into his mouth on all occasions. You might have put into his mouth the most beautiful things-quite as good as reading a sermon."Ĭertainly I could, my fair critic, if I were a clever novelist, not obliged to creep servilely after nature and fact, but able to represent things as they never have been and never will be. "How much more edifying it would have been if you had made him give Arthur some truly spiritual advice. You can cancel your subscription at any time through your account setting on the Google Play Store and continue to enjoy premium content until the end of your paid subscription.ĭon't make CARROT angry." This Rector of Broxton is little better than a pagan!" I hear one of my lady readers exclaim. Plus, you'll banish annoying ads to the Phantom Zone! Join Premium Club to get access to a host of bonus features, like a customizable widget and weather time travel. 6,000+ lines of hilarious spoken dialogue.View the weather for any location up to 70 years in the past or 10 years in the future! (Disclaimer: DeLorean not included.)Īdd the customizable widget to your home screen so you can see what awful weather CARROT's sent your way without having to open the app.įollow clues to hunt down 32 secret locations - like the Moon, the Pyramids, and Chernobyl. You'll actually be looking forward to a blizzard just to see what CARROT has in store for you! Or just tap anywhere for more meteorological goodness.įrom spooky fog to torrential downpours, CARROT's dialogue and scenery change in. ![]() CARROT Weather is a crazy-powerful weather app that delivers hilariously twisted forecasts.ĭark Sky's eerily accurate weather data gives you quick access to your current, hourly, and daily forecasts. ![]()
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